Robo-J

Robo-J, Robotics-J (Jammies, Jamas, p-Jays) is a humanoid robot that tracks sleep cycles by accompanying the user in bed. It is a highly irregular, inconvenient, expensive and rare robot that could hardly live on the market long enough to be considered a product.

The unit present on stream has never been used for its purpose. This (combined with old age, launch price and scarcity) has made it too expensive to responsibly purchase. If it were ever used its value would decrease by 80%. In this sense it exists in a state of pricelessness and pointlessness that might arguably wrap back around to worthlessness.